America is the greatest country in the world because of the values it was founded upon and enshrined in its constitution. Sick of hearing how we need to be more like Europe or Canada.

Ah yes, Europeans. People who shame our country for what it did to the Native Americans when theirs did the same if not worse in Africa. People who live a comfortable, free life because we were the superpower that endured the Cold War. If not for the American Military’s activities the last 100 years, they’d all be speaking German and Russian, and be in constant fear of the secret police.

Hell, even a bastard like Nixon opened up China to the world so they can have the same cheap shit they make fun of us for buying.

The difference between our government and theirs is we can and will survive political shifts without trying to start a Thousand Year Reich by annexing Canada and Mexico, which, judging by Russian activity in Crimea, we could do with zero repercussions. But we don’t even think of doing that, because we’re the fucking good guys.

We started as a bunch of homesteaders with an experimental government of, by, and for the people, and it’s now the model that most of the world uses. Never forget that. Without the United States there’d likely still be kings in control. For fuck’s sake, Japan still has an emperor.